The grapevine tells me that many of you have contacted my mom asking why you haven't heard from me. Well, this is why...
Unfortunately I have some sad news. Please be sure you have a tissue at your side. I have a rare bacterial disease contracted only by the Gabonese. However, individuals possessing a rare mutate form of white blood cells are also susceptible to this disease. This white blood cell is common in Gabonese and those few individuals who are both Cuban and German. Doctors and nurses at Bongolo Hospital have identified the bacteria as Gabanicus gercubicus. Because this bacteria is so rare and so invasive, doctors have told me that I have 3 days to live. All treatments have failed and I have already used up 2 days. Thus, today is my last day. I am typing my last words. If you have any last words messages me, please leave a comment within the next 4 hours (7pm EST). Au revoir mis amis.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahaha. Just kidding. I am doing just great. Really, I just haven't posted in a while because I've been busy doing stuff.
I edited my last post and added more info. and pictures, so please take a look at that.
You're ridiculous =P
ReplyDeleteOh,my...did we comment in time??? Is this what eating porcupine does to ones' brain? Tragic. I'd write more, but we have to run out and get more kleenex...strangely,we're out of them. We (will??!!) miss you,sweet girl...xoxoxoxo Heidi and "Chay"
ReplyDeleteHi Scribe ..........Well that was a little funny.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear things are going well. Doesn't look like there is a lot of meat or icecream in your diet. You can work on that when you get home.
Nate and I want a French lesson when you get back.
God be with you and blessings to you.
Steve, Lili, and Nate